the best kind of people are the really cute ones that you wanna cuddle and drink hot chocolate and go for walks in the park and watch dumb movies and build blanket forts with but also slam up against a wall and fuck their brains out
You can ask me anything and I’ll answer honestly, but only with yes and no
do you realize that we live in a world where people lick other people’s buttholes and yet some of you still complain about double dipping chips?
BUT WHAT IF THE PERSON DOUBLE DIPPING LICKS BUTTHOLE THEN GETS BUTTHOLE GERMS ALL UP IN THE SAUCE?
Sometimes I just sit and think about cute girls I saw at shows and didn’t ever talk to.
If you don’t want to get punched in the face you shouldn’t touch my beer, my food, and the volume on my music.